April 2011
28 posts
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What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Okay, I’m hungry! Time to rustle up some grub! Bee back later!
jetbunny asked: how do bugs get to the hospital
IN AN ANT-BULANCE
IN AN ANT-BULANCE
jetbunny asked: what kind of bug goes great with sushi
wasabee
wasabee
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What has no wings, but flies all over?
A spider!
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TAKE A SWAT AT THESE!
What has four legs and catches flies?
Two outfielders!
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A BEE'S TV GUIDE
Daytime 2:00: Days of Our Hives 3:00: The Edge of Flight
Evening 5:00: Carol Bee-Net 5:30: Hardy Bees Mystery 6:00: ABeeC News NBeeC News CBeeS News 6:30: Barna-bee Jones Starring Buggy Ebsen 7:00: Leave It to Bee-ver 7:30: Bee-Haw 8:00: Bee’s Company 8:30: The A-Team 9:00: The Bee-Team 9:30: Hawaii Hive-O
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee!
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What did the flower say to the bee?
“Buzz off!”
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What did the bee say to the flower?
“Hi, Bud! What time do you open?”
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How do bees make money?
They cell their honey!
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BUZZ-ZZZ
Why did the bee go to the doctor?
It had hives!
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BUGLAND'S MUSICAL GROUPS AND STARS
Dur-ant Dur-ant
Michael Jackstung
Lionel R-itchy
The Bee-tles
Jose Flea-ciano
Pat Bugatar
Gnat King Cole
Bruce Stingsteen
*101 Bug Jokes is © Scholastic Inc. 1984
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Some boy scouts from the city were sitting around their campfire. One scout said, “We’d better get to bed before the mosquitoes eat us up.”
Later that night, the boy woke up and looked out of his tent. He saw dozens and dozens of fireflies. Quickly, he woke up his friends and said, “We’d better hide! They’re coming after us with flashlights!”
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What goes snap, crackle, fizz?
A firefly with a short circuit!
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What did the mommy lightning bug say to the daddy lightning bug?
“Junior certainly is bright!”
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hamsteak asked: {:
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LIGHT MOMENTS
How do you start a firefly race?
On your mark, get set, glow!
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
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Why are mosquito families so close?
Because blood is thicker than water!
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What kind of paper do mosquitoes like best?
Scratch paper!
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What kind of boats do mosquitoes like best?
Blood vessels!
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If there are five flies in a kitchen, which one is the cowboy?
The one on the range!
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GET THE POINT?
What is a mosquito’s favorite sport?
Skin diving!
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Why do spiders spin webs to catch flies?
Because they don’t know how to knit!
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Why did the Las Vegas moth eat a hole in the rug?
He wanted to see the floor show!
It's time to catch up.
March 2011
4 posts
3/17/11. Joke #2.
What do you call little bugs that live on the moon?
Luna ticks!
STEP ON IT!
Joke #1. 3/16/2011.
What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love?
They were married in the spring!
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