April 2011
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What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck!
Apr 28th
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Okay, I’m hungry! Time to rustle up some grub! Bee back later!
Apr 27th
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jetbunny asked: how do bugs get to the hospital

IN AN ANT-BULANCE
Apr 27th
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jetbunny asked: what kind of bug goes great with sushi

wasabee
Apr 27th
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What has no wings, but flies all over? A spider!
Apr 27th
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TAKE A SWAT AT THESE!
What has four legs and catches flies? Two outfielders!
Apr 27th
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A BEE'S TV GUIDE
Daytime   2:00:  Days of Our Hives   3:00:  The Edge of Flight Evening   5:00:  Carol Bee-Net   5:30:  Hardy Bees Mystery   6:00:  ABeeC News             NBeeC News             CBeeS News   6:30:  Barna-bee Jones                 Starring Buggy Ebsen   7:00:  Leave It to Bee-ver   7:30:  Bee-Haw   8:00:  Bee’s Company   8:30:  The A-Team   9:00:  The Bee-Team   9:30:  Hawaii Hive-O
Apr 27th
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What creature is smarter than a talking parrot? A spelling bee!
Apr 27th
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What did the flower say to the bee? “Buzz off!”
Apr 27th
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What did the bee say to the flower? “Hi, Bud! What time do you open?”
Apr 27th
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How do bees make money? They cell their honey!
Apr 27th
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BUZZ-ZZZ
Why did the bee go to the doctor? It had hives!
Apr 27th
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BUGLAND'S MUSICAL GROUPS AND STARS
Dur-ant Dur-ant Michael Jackstung Lionel R-itchy The Bee-tles Jose Flea-ciano Pat Bugatar Gnat King Cole Bruce Stingsteen *101 Bug Jokes is © Scholastic Inc. 1984
Apr 27th
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Some boy scouts from the city were sitting around their campfire. One scout said, “We’d better get to bed before the mosquitoes eat us up.” Later that night, the boy woke up and looked out of his tent. He saw dozens and dozens of fireflies. Quickly, he woke up his friends and said, “We’d better hide! They’re coming after us with flashlights!”
Apr 27th
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What goes snap, crackle, fizz? A firefly with a short circuit!
Apr 27th
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Apr 27th
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What did the mommy lightning bug say to the daddy lightning bug? “Junior certainly is bright!”
Apr 27th
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hamsteak asked: {:
Apr 27th
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LIGHT MOMENTS
How do you start a firefly race? On your mark, get set, glow!
Apr 27th
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tumblrbot asked: WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?
Apr 27th
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Why are mosquito families so close? Because blood is thicker than water!
Apr 27th
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What kind of paper do mosquitoes like best? Scratch paper!
Apr 27th
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What kind of boats do mosquitoes like best? Blood vessels!
Apr 27th
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If there are five flies in a kitchen, which one is the cowboy? The one on the range!
Apr 27th
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GET THE POINT?
What is a mosquito’s favorite sport? Skin diving!
Apr 27th
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Why do spiders spin webs to catch flies? Because they don’t know how to knit!
Apr 27th
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Why did the Las Vegas moth eat a hole in the rug? He wanted to see the floor show!
Apr 27th
It's time to catch up.
Apr 27th
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March 2011
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3/17/11. Joke #2. What do you call little bugs that live on the moon? Luna ticks!
Mar 18th
STEP ON IT!
Joke #1. 3/16/2011. What happened to the two bedbugs who fell in love? They were married in the spring!
Mar 16th
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No part of this publication may be reproduced in whole or in part, or stored in a retrieval system, or transmitted in any form or by any means, electronic, mechanical, photocopying, recording, or otherwise, without written permission of the publisher. For information regarding permission, write to Scholastic Inc., 730 Broadway, New York, NY 10003. Text copyright © 1984 by Katy Hall and Lisa...
Mar 16th
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         To TED EISENBUG         and GERM McMULLAN
Mar 16th