What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Get ready for a laugh invasion with this un-bee-lievable swarm of bug jokes! They're guaranteed gnat to sting or bite. But your sense may fly out the winow when these nonsensical bug jokes start to itch and tickle. Bee-lieve it!
ISBN 0-590-33247-3
What has four wheels and flies?
A garbage truck!
Okay, I’m hungry! Time to rustle up some grub! Bee back later!

jetbunny asked: how do bugs get to the hospital
IN AN ANT-BULANCE
That might actually be in the book. Let me check.
No. It isn’t. But it should be.
It should bee
jetbunny asked: what kind of bug goes great with sushi
wasabee
Wow! What an un-bee-lievably funny bug joke! Keep sending ‘em!
What has no wings, but flies all over?
A spider!

What has four legs and catches flies?
Two outfielders!
Daytime
2:00: Days of Our Hives
3:00: The Edge of Flight
Evening
5:00: Carol Bee-Net
5:30: Hardy Bees Mystery
6:00: ABeeC News
NBeeC News
CBeeS News
6:30: Barna-bee Jones
Starring Buggy Ebsen
7:00: Leave It to Bee-ver
7:30: Bee-Haw
8:00: Bee’s Company
8:30: The A-Team
9:00: The Bee-Team
9:30: Hawaii Hive-O
What creature is smarter than a talking parrot?
A spelling bee!
What did the flower say to the bee?
“Buzz off!”
What did the bee say to the flower?
“Hi, Bud! What time do you open?”